You kinda have to feel bad for Sugar Belle in Hard to Say Anything. She wasn't doing much at all to keep her crush on Big Mac a secret, and she was investing a surprising amount of money into giving him excuse after excuse to come visit her, but the stupid boy couldn't take a damn hint, even if he wanted to! For whatever reason, she didn't just put it all out in the open. Maybe she was also afraid of rejection, or maybe she didn't want to be a creep. I dunno, but it seems like she was really frustrated with McIntosh's limited communication skills. While I identified with McIntosh's overthinking in the episode, I think I feel the most empathy for Sugar Belle's frustration. That's where this tune comes from.
Faux Synder supplied the vocals for this tune. She's really good at wry sarcasm, which is good for capturing the irony and innuendos in this tune. Giver her a round of applause, and make sure to visit her Youtube, as well for more of her singing if you like this.
lyrics
Verse
I can't afford the expenses
Of brining you up here on false pretenses.
I can't just say I like the produce,
Even if it's true,
'Cause you've outsmarted all of my defenses.
A modern girl should really take the lead,
And get in your face to get what she needs.
But wouldn't that be creepy?
Just show up like, "Hey, it's me!"
I guess I'll just wait here and hope that you'll bring me a...
Chorus
Honeycrisp!
So juicy sweet with skin I
Want to kiss!
And one of these days,
I'll ask you to stay,
And get a taste of your Honeycrisp!
Bridge
Shy boys are such a pain.
Have I not made it plain?
I look like an apple hoarder.
You know it's all I order.
Verse
At this point nothing else will quench my thirst.
I need some apple cider with dessert.
But who can really blame me?
You're just so darn cute!
When you're around I only think about your...
On the gorgeously unsettling new record from Ariahindream, haunting vocal melodies drift through dark, swirling clouds of electronics. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 29, 2023
